Indiana, I am sorry, but seriously... WTF? You are confusing. You don't want to call your inhabitants Indians, so you make up a word? Really? That is plain pathetic. Seriously.
.....It's just kinda sad. You need some friends, Indiana. And I won't be one of them!....Although I will concede that your costume is pretty awesome.
The Ruby Red Slipper State." That last one would certainly be popular with your gay communities. Maybe you should think about that.
BLUE grass. Grass is green. See, that's because grass is a plant, and (like most plants) it is filled with lots of GREEN chlorophyll! I know it seems kind of crazy, but this means that grass is green. ALL grass. There is no freak mutant version of grass that is blue....even if you really wish there was because you are also a freak mutant of some sort.