They are just in hiding. I am talking, of course, about the almighty, mystical, magical UNICORN.
Unicorns have several magical properties. I will tell you just a few of them now.
- Their blood can be used to prolong life.
- They fart jellybeans.
- Sometimes, they can change forms, taking a human appearance
- They're immortal.
- They can give you good dreams, and chase away nightmares
Unfortunately, there are a few misconceptions and weaknesses to deal with...
Unicorns have one HORN, not one CORN.
Also, they are not all female, contrary to popular belief.
In addition, they seem to be weak to Red Bulls....This may or may not apply also to the popular beverage.