You can go ahead and take a moment. I know that picture is enough to make any one salivate.
But I am here to say that dogs are BETTER than pie! And my claims are not unsubstantiated! Here are my reasons!
- Pies can't cuddle the way dogs can! That kind of close contact with a pie will only make you messy and fruit-covered....and possibly burn you because it is steamy hot!
- Pie only lasts until you eat the last bite. MAYBE a week....if you're crazy enough to let a pie sit there that long...which I'm not. Dogs last for years!
- Fuzzy pies are the stuff of nightmares. Fuzzy dogs are AWESOME.
- While both pies and dogs are nice and warm, pies do not stay warm. They can cool off. Cold pie is the worst thing in the world.
- Pie + Clothes = Stupid. Dog + Clothes = ADORABLE
Now I'm going to have to get a pie....I am craving them!