Dogs are Better than Pie

Dogs are better than pie.  I know that this is a tall order to fill.  Almost nothing is better than pie.  Pie is sweet, fruity, flaky, crusty, steamy, hot, and delicious!

You can go ahead and take a moment.  I know that picture is enough to make any one salivate.

But I am here to say that dogs are BETTER than pie!  And my claims are not unsubstantiated!  Here are my reasons!

• Pies can't cuddle the way dogs can!  That kind of close contact with a pie will only make you messy and fruit-covered....and possibly burn you because it is steamy hot!

• Pie only lasts until you eat the last bite.  MAYBE a week....if you're crazy enough to let a pie sit there that long...which I'm not.  Dogs last for years!

• Dogs can do tricks.  Pies can't. Enough said.

• Fuzzy pies are the stuff of nightmares.  Fuzzy dogs are AWESOME.

• While both pies and dogs are nice and warm, pies do not stay warm.  They can cool off.  Cold pie is the worst thing in the world.

• Pie + Clothes = Stupid.  Dog + Clothes = ADORABLE

So there you go.  Dog > Pie. 

Now I'm going to have to get a pie....I am craving them!