Sometimes I'm So Absent-Minded It's Scary

So the other day, I experienced another one of those typical moments of stupidity. You know what I'm talking about. Those moments that everyone experiences when they're focused on something else, or too tired to stay focused on the task at hand.

Yesterday, I had one of those moments where I lost something that wasn't really lost.



And then you run around looking like a moron, trying to find them.





And then you realize! Somebody must have STOLEN them!!!



And then of course, someone points out the obvious: That your sun glasses are on your head, and would you please get a grip. Then you brush it off like you knew that all along, and you were just joking. And you swear to yourself that you will never do that again....until you decide to go take the dog on a walk later that day, and once again cannot find something.

Seriously, I don't know why my friends put up with me.