Where Did You Go?

I am in great distress. I used to have a SUPER good friend. I found him, he found me, and we became as close as any two people can be without being romantically involved.

It happened on a fine Autumn afternoon. I was searching for various blogs, commenting on posts, and occasionally adding people to my watch list, in the vain hope that someone might return the favor and discover my blog and it's awesomeness. I would illustrate how this actually happened, but it would be silly to draw the same picture over and over again of my sitting in front of my computer. So I'm presenting a dramatic reenactment to give you all an idea of how this interaction began.











And then he became my very best friend. We were tight. Like PB and J. Like chocolate and peanut butter. Like Nacho Cheese and Chips. Like...like....like....Candy and Canes!

And then he left me. All alone. It was terrible.

I have only one thing to say. Where did you go, ChickenMaker? I miss you! Please come back! One comment on a single post over a week ago doesn't begin to quench my need for reader/commenter interaction.

Won't you please be my friend again?




P.S.: I hope you don't mind me using you for comedic relief, Kaloo! I'm not really obsessed. It's just a joke!.....although I do miss your comments =(.

Please Forgive My Photography

Sorry, but I don't feel like drawing today. Instead you guys get to see a few pictures I took. I think they're artsy. =) Enjoy.









Also, here is a cute picture of my puppy/dinosaur.

Sorry For No Post Yesterday

I was busy writing a guest post for Sister's Blog as a birthday present to her! You can find them here and here if you want to take a look and leave her a nice note. =)

Here are some of my favorite pictures from the guest posts. You'll have to go read the posts to find out why they're funny! =)




And here is my favorite recent picture of Me and Sister. =)

Sometimes I'm So Absent-Minded It's Scary

So the other day, I experienced another one of those typical moments of stupidity. You know what I'm talking about. Those moments that everyone experiences when they're focused on something else, or too tired to stay focused on the task at hand.

Yesterday, I had one of those moments where I lost something that wasn't really lost.



And then you run around looking like a moron, trying to find them.





And then you realize! Somebody must have STOLEN them!!!



And then of course, someone points out the obvious: That your sun glasses are on your head, and would you please get a grip. Then you brush it off like you knew that all along, and you were just joking. And you swear to yourself that you will never do that again....until you decide to go take the dog on a walk later that day, and once again cannot find something.

Seriously, I don't know why my friends put up with me.

I Am Sleepy, So Here is My Word of the Day.

Banana.

Thank you, and goodnight.

It's Too Late to be Creative, so Here Are Some More States

I hate to be the one to break it to you, Florida, but nobody likes you. Being disgustingly sunny does not help you at all. You just ended up filled with wrinkly old people who don't like cold, and (during spring break) snotty teenage brats that can't seem to keep their pants on. We all know you're just jealous of The Land of the Midnight Sun. I know it's hard to accept that you aren't the as awesome as you think. But, well, I think it's time for you to get real, and be honest with yourself.

Also, you're shaped like something that is a little more graphic and pg-13 than I want this blog to be. You know what I'm talking about!



Wow, Delaware. Just.....wow. I think I died inside a little when i read that your nickname is the Blue Hen State. That is so fantastically pathetic that it's ALMOST interesting. Almost. But not quite.

....Also, the rainbow called, it wants its blue back.



Connecticut, you bore me to tears. The best description you can give is that you have steady habits? Big deal! My DOG has steady habits! Is that what you are, Connecticut? Are you a dog? Because if you are, you are a really stupid dog. I mean, who the hell wants a dog that isn't soft, and fuzzy, and filled with happy slobbery doggy kisses? Hmm? Are you filled with happy slobbery doggy kisses? I didn't think so.



Colorado, who do you think you're kidding? You are fooling no one. You are, unfortunately, as gay as they come. That is all there is to it Mr. Rainbow-licious. Of course, the other possibility is that you are simply trying to compensate for your boring perfectly rectangular shape. I know you're just jealous of more geographically interesting states, like Texas, or California. It's alright, I forgive you.

Seriously, State Nicknames Really are Stupid!

Today, I thought I would continue the same line of thought of one of my previous posts. States do indeed have stupid nicknames, and I decided that it was time to make fun of them some more.



Seriously, California! What are you thinking? The GOLD state??? I know you've got that whole "gold rush" thing, but you are not better than me! I don't care if you're still a really damn skinny state! You think that all gold is good? Pssh. More like Gaudy! Maybe you should have Mardi Gras celebrations there...Or rather, GAUDY Gras!!!



Arkansas, you creep me out! You're a big state, and all you can think of is the Toothpick State? Seriously? It just makes you come off as being so slimy and creepy! Would you like a greasy slick=back hairstyle to go with that sleeze? Like, is that all you can come up with? I mean, I know that there isn't a whole lot going on there, and the state is pretty much a WASTELAND....but seriously. Why not go with that? The Bum-Fuck Nowhere State. Or maybe The Wasteland State. How about the Filled With Hicks State? Any of these would have been more appropriate descriptions. You disappoint me, Arkansas. If your nickname has to suck, you could at least make it informational. Show a little initiative!



Arizona, you make me sad. I know you may not think very highly about yourself, but surely you can aspire to something better than copper? Think about it. That's basically what pennies are made of. You're basically the PENNY state, and given that people practically just throw pennies away, you're definitely coming off as being really damn useless! I know that you're pretty much a desert, but have a little pride! How about calling yourself the "Desert State" or the "Dehydration State" or "Not Quite As Awesome as Texas, but Definitely Better Than Oklahoma State" or something equally descriptive? That would definitely make more CENTS to me! Get it? Sense, Cents! Hahaha. I crack me up!



Midnight sunlight is not a good thing, Alaska! Also, you also have days of NO sun! So why not call yourself the No Sun-Days State? Or maybe something a little more informationaly accurate, like "The All Day Sun and No Sun-Day State." Also, the whole sun/no sun thing does not make you special. Plenty of places in the world have days when the sun doesn't rise or doesn't set. You just THINK you're special because those crazy Eskimos of yours are the only ones that are crazy enough to LIVE all the way the hell up there, just a stone's throw away from the Arctic Circle!

Also, you look like you have some sort of strange malformed lump growing between your legs. Weirdo.

Now Comment! COMMENT NOW! Because I said so! =p