I am a loser. This is why I have been ignoring you for so many months! Here are the many things that have allowed me to distract myself from how terribly neglectful I have been to you.
|Clearly, all of my time has been spoken for.|
It's not that I don't love you..... I just don't love you more than chocolate.
|Seriously, you guys never stood a chance.|
And also money. Money is good too.
I've been earning money at a bridal salon, where I work as a bridal consultant....and I have LOTS of hilarious stories about it....that I can't really tell you. Because I do more than just sell wedding gowns at work. I design lots of things. I also write out new paperwork. And I maintain their facebook.....and design business cards and brochures.....and paint murals on the wall.....and oh yeah!
I have a confession to make, dear readers.
Please don't be mad.
I'm cheating on you.
That's right. I have.....another blog. One that is updated regularly. It's not funny. It doesn't cover anything and everything that happens to come to my mind.
And no. It doesn't have drawings.
I created, maintain, and write the blog for the company where I work. For those of you getting married soon, you can check it out if you want.
......but the rest of you will find it boring as hell. Sorry.
I hope your world doesn't explode with that revelation.
Also, I think the sock monster has been messing with my things again.
Sorry for the disjointed, rambling post.