Court TV is Addictive in the Worst Way

Court TV is addictive. I suspect this is because of the sheer stupidity of the participants! I was flipping channels this morning while I was thinking about what to post, and I stumbled onto The People's Court on FOX. The people on this show are really stupid. Not just run-of-the-mill stupid. I mean REALLY damn stupid!

Stupid, and EMOTIONAL! One episode had 4 different people cry, and all 6 people yelling. Court TV is more overdramatic than Paris Hilton with an acne breakout! It's disgustingly addictive.

The first case I watched went something like this:






And the whole while the poor judge is sitting on her bench pretending like she gives a damn.



Of course, I know who's really to blame. It was a very sad story. Somebody's dog was killed. Somebody's car was wrecked. People are hurt, and upset with each other. Blah blah blah blah blah. Nobody really knows who's telling the truth and who's lying.

But I know the truth. The LAUNDRY MONSTER snuck out of the closet and let the dog out!!!! The Laundry Monster MUST BE STOPPED!!!!