Everyone has a few things they do that they know they really shouldn't. I am one of those people. There are LOTS of things I do that I shouldn't. In fact, there are so many of them, that I am going to focus on just one place. The bathroom. The water closet. The toilet room. The restroom.
Whether it be public or private, there are things I do in the bathroom that I really shouldn't do. I'd bet money that you guys have a few things you do in the bathroom that you shouldn't do also. Here are just a few of the stupid things I do.....but probably shouldn't.
1) Eat - I know that the bathroom is germ-infested. I know that it is coated with a fine spray of fecal matter. But damnit, if I'm eating a jello cup, I'm not going to stop just because I am walking into the bathroom to retrieve some make up...or deodorant....or my cell phone, because sometimes I leave it in there.
2) Talk on my cell phone - I'm not saying that this is a good thing. Actually, this annoys the hell out of me when I see other people do it. But I am not innocent of this crime.....Yeah. Sometimes, I'm that annoying girl having a conversation while I'm peeing. Get used to it.
3) Play video games - I have a Nintendo DS lite. It is AWESOME. The upside is I have something to do when I'm waiting on something. The downside is that this means I spend more time on the toilet than I need to....finishing up just one more puzzle on my game.
4) Read - This is pretty much the same problem as the video games....except worse. I can sit on a toilet for twenty minutes distracted in a video game. I can sit on a toilet for an HOUR distracted by a book. It is BAD NEWS, people.
5) Skip washing my hands - This is the one that I am most ashamed of admitting. Sometimes I don't wash my hands. I'm lazy.....and busy..... and sometimes I just don't care enough to wash my hands after using the bathroom. This doesn't happen often or anything. But come on. I bet you skip occasionally too!
6) Pop pimples - I know you are not supposed to do this. But I do. I just can't help it. They DEMAND to be popped. They haunt me. I just can't....ignore....them......
7) Remove dirty clothes - This is only a problem because I leave them there, instead of placing them in a dirty clothes bin. They go on the floor....in the bathroom.
8) Put dirty clothes back on - I don't always get around to doing laundry when I need to....or....ever get around to it for that matter. The result is that I sometimes spend fifteen minutes looking for clean clothes....and then settle on the cleanest smelling shirt I can find.
9) Blog - Sometimes you go to the bathroom and it takes a long time to do your business....On the occasion that this is going to happen, and I know it is going to happen....I sometimes take my laptop with me....and check my email. And watch youtube. And blog. I could be sitting on my toilet right now. You don't know.....and I'm never telling. BWAHAHAHA.
10) Make Out - Sometimes, in the morning, after I get up , fiance will accost me in the bathroom with kisses and cuddles. I know that bathrooms are "unsanitary," but that won't keep me from getting my make out on!!! Rawr!
So there you have it. There are definitely more things I do, but I am keeping it down to 10....because it is a nice round number, and I don't want to do any more drawings than that. Sorry for my absence lately, dear readers. I've been busy. And distracted. Also, I am trying to apply for some jobs, so I have just had a bit less time than usual.
Also, I am sorry for the shortage of pictures, but I just don't have the energy for it tonight. Maybe tomorrow. I'm pretty sure the Lazy Monster has gotten hold of me again. I will have to work extra hard to remove this one.