I've Been Tagged.....AGAIN

I was re-tagged by one of the people that I tagged! So....here I go again!  Answering 8 more questions.... =)

1 - Name one thing that makes you happy (not including mythical or extinct animals)


This one is easy.  Pizza.  Chessy, garlicy, delicious pizza!

2 - What is your zodiac? (cute illustration required!)


Sagittarius!

3 - What is your favorite character in anything? (book, movie, comic, etc.)


Eeyore.  He's a boy donkey.  He's cute.  He's sweet.  He's wearing a pretty bow.  Plus he's kinda purplish colored.  He's adorable! =)

4 - What was your first job?


Babysitting.....I hate to reuse pictures...okay I don't.  So here you go!

5 - If you could fill an empty pool with anything what would it be?


Another easy one.   Jello. Yes!

6 - What is the silliest fruit/veggie?


Broccoli. Just silly looking!

7 - Would you prefer to be really dirty but not smell or be clean looking and really stinky?

I'll take dirty looking but not smelly.  Yay for makeup!

8 - What is one of your favorite short jokes? (mine is; Q-What kind of bees make milk? A- boo-bees!)

How do you get three charmanders, two bulbasaurs, and five squirtles onto a crowded bus?

You poke 'em on!

Hahaha!  LOVE it.





.....and that is all today.  Because I am lazy.  I hope you all have enjoyed today's entry.

Also, to all of you super awesome people stopping by from The Tsarita, I am super excited to have you all here!  You might like this post filled with Graphs and Charts, or this one about Pet Dinosaurs.

You might also like taking some time to visit New Adventures of Christine for funny stories and drawings by my Sister!

I've Been Tagged!

A friend of mine over at 20sb, tagged me in a meme on her blog. Because I'm bored For reasons I can't explain, I have chosen to go ahead and do the meme.  Aren't you all lucky?

I think so too.

Here is how this works.  She has tagged me, asking 8 questions.  I have to answer these questions, and then I get to tag 8 more people to answer 8 questions of MY choosing.  Let it begin!

1)  Let's start off with something innocent.  Do you watch TMZ?  Why or why not?

I would have to know what TMZ is to watch it.  I'm told it is some sort of TV Tabloid.  I'm not so interested in celebrities.  I'm much more interested in Dinosaurs.....or Elephants.... Or perhaps some sort of strange hybrid. That would be truly awesome.

2) Lame question: When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?


 I wish I had a cool answer for this one.  But I don't.  I wanted to be LOTS of things....but perhaps the best thing I wanted to be, for a brief period of time, was a unicorn.  That's right, folks.  I wanted to be a Unicorn.  You know you did to!  Don't lie!  Especially if I was a stealthy one....

3) Are you what you wanted to be? If yes, good. If not, why not?

Obviously, I am not a Unicorn.  But one day, I may just find the elixir (or magician) that can make it happen!

4) If you were on a deserted island, and could only bring one thing with you, what would it be? It can be anything...food, friends - but only one, drinks, cups, toys.... what would it be?


I would bring a functioning, unused, genie in a lamp!

 5) Are you a virgin?  Are you waiting until marriage?  Are you a whore? Please tell us. NO JUDGMENT.

I've been dating my fiance for over four years.  We sleep together almost every night.  I would think that the answer to this question is obvious.  No, No, and HELL NO (in that order).  Seriously....a monkey could figure that one out!

6) What is your view on gay marriage? NO JUDGMENT

I have an answer to this question.  And it's a GOOD answer too....but it is also a secret.  And I'm never telling! Bwahahaha!  This secret is going with me to the grave! =p

7) Your best friend (or girlfriend) just told you she's preggers, what do you do?!

Support her the best I could.  And if the baby is born, offer to babysit. =)

8) If you had a sibling 10 years younger than you, what would you tell them, so that they wouldn't make the same mistakes you made growing up?

Jumping on moving skateboards is not exactly what you would call an advisable behavior...

And now for the people I am tagging!

Sister @ New Adventures of Christine
Chrissy @ Creative Blog Title
Chloe @ Science, Tea and Cats
Anshie @ Anshintrospect
C.J. @ Beware the Big Bad Wolf
Rachel @ Relatively Daily Awesomeness
Kaloo @ Chicken Maker
Thundercat @ Colorful Rants of a Fed Up Sista


You all must answer all of the questions below!  Then, you are supposed to come up with 8 questions of your own and tag 8 people to answer them!


1) Cats or Dogs?  If you had to pick one, which would it be, and why?


2) What is the best dinosaur ever?  Why?


3) What is the best dessert ever?


4) If you could build a bridge to the moon, what material would you use?


5) Beef or Chicken?


6) If you could have ONE super power, what would it be?


7) What is one of your most guilty pleasures?


8) Pie or Cake?


Also, please let me know when you finish it up!  I'd love to see your answers! ^_^

A War to End All Wars

My Dog is Cute

And also, she knows lots of tricks!  A friend on 20sb asked me to take a video of it.  So here it is. =)

The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread....

**Today is day 4 of a very special occasion...joint posts between me and Sister for a WHOLE WEEK! Now that you're done reading here, please make your way to her page and check out the other half of our blogging sibling project!**

P.S. Tomorrow will conclude joint post week.  It's been fun, Sister, but I don't appreciate you trying to steal my followers.  It is not my fault that I am so much more awesome.  Don't take it out on me!

You have offended me!  I declare WAR!!!

A Very Special Announcement

I know that this week is all joint posts with Sister, but I wanted to take a few moments to appreciate you, my dear, dear readers and followers.

Most especially, I want to take a moment to say that I have reached 50 FOLLOWERS and I am very excited about it!  So here is a special shout out to my 50th follower.  His name is Thomas.  And he is my brand new very best friend....even if he doesn't know it yet!  He also has a blog that is called "The Obtrusive Ramblings of Thomas Knight."  Everyone should hop on over there and take a look around.

From what I can tell, Thomas is pretty new to the blog world, or at least to his current blog.  So I hope you are all very nice and encouraging to him.


Also, on another note.... One of you e-mailed me, asking me to draw you a Happy Toaster.   I am clumsy, and accidentally deleted the e-mail before I got around to drawing said toaster, so now I don't know where to send it!   So I'm just going to put it right here for you!

Also, I wanted to say a very special thanks to everyone that sent me questions for my FAQ page.  I have answered most of them and they are up there now.

Additionally, I just wanted to let you all know that I am adding a "Requests" page to my blog.  In the future, if you request an image from me, I will post there, along with the date of the request and the name of who requested (with a link to your blog, if you have one!)  I know.  I'm so generous.

They Totally Exist

They are just in hiding.  I am talking, of course, about the almighty, mystical, magical UNICORN.

Unicorns are totally real.  They do exist.  They are just stealthy!

And they hide from most humans because we have this nasty habit of destroying things.

Unicorns have several magical properties.  I will tell you just a few of them now.

• Their blood can be used to prolong life.

• They fart jellybeans.

• Sometimes, they can change forms, taking a human appearance

• They're immortal.

• They can give you good dreams, and chase away nightmares

Unfortunately, there are a few misconceptions and weaknesses to deal with...

Unicorns have one HORN, not one CORN.

Also, they are not all female, contrary to popular belief.

In addition, they seem to be weak to Red Bulls....This may or may not apply also to the popular beverage.

 **Today is DAY THREE of a very special occasion...joint posts between me and Sister for a WHOLE WEEK!  Now that you are done reading here, please make your way to her page and check out the other half of our blogging sibling project!**