Things I Do in the Bathroom....But Probably Shouldn't.

Everyone has a few things they do that they know they really shouldn't.  I am one of those people.  There are LOTS of things I do that I shouldn't.  In fact, there are so many of them, that I am going to focus on just one place.  The bathroom. The water closet.  The toilet room.  The restroom.

Whether it be public or private, there are things I do in the bathroom that I really shouldn't do.  I'd bet money that you guys have a few things you do in the bathroom that you shouldn't do also.  Here are just a few of the stupid things I do.....but probably shouldn't.

1)   Eat - I know that the bathroom is germ-infested.  I know that it is coated with a fine spray of fecal matter.  But damnit, if I'm eating a jello cup, I'm not going to stop just because I am walking into the bathroom to retrieve some make up...or deodorant....or my cell phone, because sometimes I leave it in there.

2)   Talk on my cell phone - I'm not saying that this is a good thing.  Actually, this annoys the hell out of me when I see other people do it.  But I am not innocent of this crime.....Yeah.  Sometimes, I'm that annoying girl having a conversation while I'm peeing.  Get used to it.

3)   Play video games - I have a Nintendo DS lite.  It is AWESOME.  The upside is I have something to do when I'm waiting on something.  The downside is that this means I spend more time on the toilet than I need to....finishing up just one more puzzle on my game.

4)   Read - This is pretty much the same problem as the video games....except worse.  I can sit on a toilet for twenty minutes distracted in a video game.  I can sit on a toilet for an HOUR distracted by a book.  It is BAD NEWS, people.

5)   Skip washing my hands - This is the one that I am most ashamed of admitting.  Sometimes I don't wash my hands.  I'm lazy.....and busy..... and sometimes I just don't care enough to wash my hands after using the bathroom.  This doesn't happen often or anything.  But come on.  I bet you skip occasionally too!

6)   Pop pimples - I know you are not supposed to do this.  But I do.  I just can't help it.  They DEMAND to be popped.  They haunt me.  I just can't....ignore....them......

7)   Remove dirty clothes - This is only a problem because I leave them there, instead of placing them in a dirty clothes bin.  They go on the floor....in the bathroom.

8)   Put dirty clothes back on - I don't always get around to doing laundry when I need to....or....ever get around to it for that matter.  The result is that I sometimes spend fifteen minutes looking for clean clothes....and then settle on the cleanest smelling shirt I can find.

9)   Blog - Sometimes you go to the bathroom and it takes a long time to do your business....On the occasion that this is going to happen, and I know it is going to happen....I sometimes take my laptop with me....and check my email.  And watch youtube.  And blog.  I could be sitting on my toilet right now.  You don't know.....and I'm never telling. BWAHAHAHA.

10) Make Out - Sometimes, in the morning, after I get up , fiance will accost me in the bathroom with kisses and cuddles.  I know that bathrooms are "unsanitary," but that won't keep me from getting my make out on!!! Rawr!

So there you have it.  There are definitely more things I do, but I am keeping it down to 10....because it is a nice round number, and I don't want to do any more drawings than that.  Sorry for my absence lately, dear readers.  I've been busy.  And distracted.  Also, I am trying to apply for some jobs, so I have just had a bit less time than usual.


Also, I am sorry for the shortage of pictures, but I just don't have the energy for it tonight.  Maybe tomorrow.  I'm pretty sure the Lazy Monster has gotten hold of me again.  I will have to work extra hard to remove this one.